Are you tired of traditional politicians who care more about their political party, and major contributors, than you?
Are you tired of living in fear? Fed up with terrorists, criminals, corrupt politicians, law enforcement that abuse their powers and act like "KGB Agents?"
Do you want a change in government? Would you love to live in a nation that reminds you of Camelot?
Where everyone lives without fear of criminals, and having their leaders sell them out? Are you hoping to have a peaceful and tranquil life?
Looking for a leader who is of the people, for the people?
Then Jonathon "The Impaler" is your answer. The Impaler will end the reign of terrorism that this nation has been suffering under for years. Terrorists and criminals will live in fear of Jonathon, instead of instilling fear in the innocent.
Since Muslims cannot control their own people (bin Laden, al-Qaeda members and other radical Muslim groups), Jonathon will drop Hades' Bombs on Mecca, leveling it to the ground. Just like bin laden did to our Twin Towers. Jonathon says; "Osama bin Laden and his followers are just like their (false) prophet Muhammad. They're nothing more than BITCHES! Hence, Muhammad is the (false) prophet of BITCHES!
The Impaler will end the domestic terrorism that spreads messages of hate and violence against Americans. Jonathon along with his Death Dealers will end the reign of terror caused by the Ku Klux Klan, the Church of Satan and the Nation of Islam.
They will also put an end to police brutality. The Los Angeles and the Speedway Police Departments (IN) are a prime example of American "KGB" police tactics. Jonathon and his Death Dealers will execute every officer of these departments, and let their blood cover the streets they are suppose to protect, instead of terrorize.
Americans will not have to fear these or any groups/departments that abuse Americans and/or promotes hatred.Jonathon will support Stem-Cell research and medical advancements to help cure those who suffer from diseases along with other medical problems.
Jonathon DOES NOT support Abortion upon demand - Abortion to be used as a form of birth control. Only in cases of rape, incest, or the life/health/well-being of the mother, does Jonathon support the use of Abortion.
As an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, Jonathon is allowed to perform marriages. He will not only allow Same-Sex Marriages, but will perform them at least once, if not twice a month at The White House.
Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez insulted Lucifer by saying Bush was the Devil.
The Impaler wants to bring Camelot to Americans, and give every American an equal share of the pie.
Jonathon knows the pain of being a victim of; domestic terrorism, criminals, abuse of government and police powers. No other government leader or candidate can say that. This will enable him to institute laws that will address these problems.
Of course, being "The Impaler," Jonathon will viciously Impale those convicted of these atrocities.
Law abiding American citizens will never have to fear being Impaled by Jonathon. Only, the criminals and terrorists who prey upon them.
To fix the problems the average American faces daily, you need to elect a person who has endured the hardships Americans face on a daily basis. Someone who will fight and die if need be, like our Founding Fathers did, to see America and Americans prosper again.
Jonathon "The Impaler" is an American with strong convictions and desires to change the downward spiral this nation is on. He will also change the name of the United States of America to: The Nation of United Americans. The reasoning behind this, to symbolize unity among Americans, not States that represent big government.
To find out more about your future President, and his ideas to bring peace along with ending terrorism/criminal attacks, please read this site; www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us
Are you tired of living in fear? Fed up with terrorists, criminals, corrupt politicians, law enforcement that abuse their powers and act like "KGB Agents?"
Do you want a change in government? Would you love to live in a nation that reminds you of Camelot?
Where everyone lives without fear of criminals, and having their leaders sell them out? Are you hoping to have a peaceful and tranquil life?
Looking for a leader who is of the people, for the people?
Then Jonathon "The Impaler" is your answer. The Impaler will end the reign of terrorism that this nation has been suffering under for years. Terrorists and criminals will live in fear of Jonathon, instead of instilling fear in the innocent.
Since Muslims cannot control their own people (bin Laden, al-Qaeda members and other radical Muslim groups), Jonathon will drop Hades' Bombs on Mecca, leveling it to the ground. Just like bin laden did to our Twin Towers. Jonathon says; "Osama bin Laden and his followers are just like their (false) prophet Muhammad. They're nothing more than BITCHES! Hence, Muhammad is the (false) prophet of BITCHES!
The Impaler will end the domestic terrorism that spreads messages of hate and violence against Americans. Jonathon along with his Death Dealers will end the reign of terror caused by the Ku Klux Klan, the Church of Satan and the Nation of Islam.
They will also put an end to police brutality. The Los Angeles and the Speedway Police Departments (IN) are a prime example of American "KGB" police tactics. Jonathon and his Death Dealers will execute every officer of these departments, and let their blood cover the streets they are suppose to protect, instead of terrorize.
Americans will not have to fear these or any groups/departments that abuse Americans and/or promotes hatred.Jonathon will support Stem-Cell research and medical advancements to help cure those who suffer from diseases along with other medical problems.
Jonathon DOES NOT support Abortion upon demand - Abortion to be used as a form of birth control. Only in cases of rape, incest, or the life/health/well-being of the mother, does Jonathon support the use of Abortion.
As an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, Jonathon is allowed to perform marriages. He will not only allow Same-Sex Marriages, but will perform them at least once, if not twice a month at The White House.
Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez insulted Lucifer by saying Bush was the Devil.
The Impaler wants to bring Camelot to Americans, and give every American an equal share of the pie.
Jonathon knows the pain of being a victim of; domestic terrorism, criminals, abuse of government and police powers. No other government leader or candidate can say that. This will enable him to institute laws that will address these problems.
Of course, being "The Impaler," Jonathon will viciously Impale those convicted of these atrocities.
Law abiding American citizens will never have to fear being Impaled by Jonathon. Only, the criminals and terrorists who prey upon them.
To fix the problems the average American faces daily, you need to elect a person who has endured the hardships Americans face on a daily basis. Someone who will fight and die if need be, like our Founding Fathers did, to see America and Americans prosper again.
Jonathon "The Impaler" is an American with strong convictions and desires to change the downward spiral this nation is on. He will also change the name of the United States of America to: The Nation of United Americans. The reasoning behind this, to symbolize unity among Americans, not States that represent big government.
To find out more about your future President, and his ideas to bring peace along with ending terrorism/criminal attacks, please read this site; www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us
2 comments:
It's brutality not brutally. I'd still vote 4 u. Please take pictures when you get the p0w3rz plz. Abolish DEA, FBI, ROTC, ASAP - OK?
-Lizard
Hi Jonathon, I have a few objective questions apart from being an American Patriot, which of course, I don't have a problem with. Here we are then: How is it that you can be a "Satanic" Sanguinary Vampyre (and Hecate Witch) if you oppose The Church of Satan and putting it up there with actual racist hate groups? Do you really drink blood and practice witchcraft?
Here is a little info about me. I'm not against any one being Satanic, (I am pagan non-wiccan anyway), I'm not against anyone being a Sanguinary Vampyre or a Hecate Witch. None of which is or sounds relevant to you at least, running for the U.S. Presidency, let alone with the nickname you barrowed from Vlad Dracul Tsepes.
And I really don't think death threats to another president that especially sounds very simular to the muslim beheading of an American citizen is going to get you elected.
Are you trying to justify whatever it is you call a "Satanic" Sanguinary Vampyre and Hecate Witch by actually running for Presidency of the United States of America?
I for some reason are not truely buying it, even when it is your right to campaign, This sounds bogus, silly and ridiculous and pretty much, insane. I think you are power-tripping over some one who is (whether we agree with him, hate him or not) someone who has a title and is head of state of this or another country. I can only hope the next President can actually work with and for the American people, and speak on ALL of our behalf. I don't think it's going to be you though.
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