Friday, August 31, 2007

Will Bush Appoint Jonathon Sharkey For Attorney General?


Ocean County, New Jersey
August 31, 2007

Last night 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey discovered an Internet article entitled; “Will Bush Appoint Jonathon Sharkey As Attorney General?”

As a result of this article, Jonathon will be in Washington, DC next week to speak to some of this nations leaders on Capital Hill, who are friends of his mother’s family, to see if he has a legitimate chance of being appointed as the next US Attorney General.

Jonathon promises that if he is appointed, he would immediately start a crusade against terrorism, police brutality, civil and human right violations, governmental abuse of power, not to mention – religious discrimination.

During an interview this morning at Jonathon’s apartment in Point Pleasant, NJ, a reporter asked him who would be the first person he would prosecute. To the reporter’s surprise, Jonathon said his beloved Meranda would be the first person to be prosecuted.

Two weeks ago, Meranda admitted to being part of an elite vampire hunter society. Vampire hunters have repeatedly threatened to kill Jonathon, in the past two years. To Jonathon and the Vampire Communities, hunters are considered terrorists. Jonathon has pledged to impale all terrorists and those associated with them. When asked if Jonathon would impale Meranda, he responded "no, her statement concerns me greatly though. I feel she has issues which take priority over being impaled for saying something quite stupid and childish. Who in their right mind, would be involved with a vampire, and then confess to being a hunter, or even associated with hunters?"

In Jonathon’s blog, he states no one will get a free ride. That if his own children commit an offense deemed to be punished by impalement, Jonathon would impale them.

It seems the honeymoon is over between Jonathon and Meranda. The reporter also questioned him about 3 drawings he has hanging in his home, that were drawn for him, by his former girlfriend. Jonathon said he likes the pictures, and saw no reason to take them down.

Jonathon did state that he has ordered his “Death Dealers” (Vampires) and his Legionaries of Death and Destruction (Satanists) throughout the world, to be on full alert and prepared for the response from the Vatican, in regards to Jonathon’s declaration of a “Holy War” against the Catholic Church and the Vatican. Is Armegaddon close at hand?

With all the interviews Jonathon has scheduled in the next few weeks, the campaign ask that any reporter wishing to interview Jonathon, to first call the campaign at; 732-300-4275, instead of Jonathon directly through his e-mail addresses.

The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign

Monday, August 27, 2007

The Impaler To Record An Album


Tampa, Florida
August 27, 2007

2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey in 3 weeks will be doing something no other Presidential Candidate has ever done. Jonathon will be recording an album. Actually two of them.

The first CD will be a cover of love songs originally done by Elvis Presley. The songs Jonathon will be recording are as follows;

Can't Help Falling In Love
Love Me Tender
Are You Lonesome Tonight
The Wonder Of You
Don't Be Cruel
Suspicious Minds
Stuck On You
Return To Sender
Separate Ways
Always On My Mind
I Want You, I Need You, I Love You
I Can't Stop Loving You
The Twelfth Of Never

The recording sessions will be filmed for a documentary about Jonathon's recordings. Jonathon will start the documentary by dedicating a song to Meranda.

Then before Thanksgiving, Jonathon will return to the studio to record his Rock/Metal album. The figured song on that album will be his Campaign Theme Song; "The Impaler."

Jonathon will be leaving from Rochester, MN in two weeks to Tampa, Florida to record his first album.

Anyone wishing to interview Jonathon about his upcoming albums and documentary may connect The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign at 732-300-4275.

The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign

Saturday, August 25, 2007

In Lucifer We Trust

American Christians think this country was founded on Christianity. It's the far from the truth. Our Founding Fathers were not all Christians.
The main fact they do not wish to acknowledge is this; If it wasn't for Lucifer, we'd still be under British control. We would not be a free nation.
Our Founding Fathers like Lucifer, rebel. Lucifer rebelled and started a war in Heaven to overthrow God The Father. Our Founding Fathers rebelled and signed a Declaration of Independence against King George and the British Government. This action by our Fathers, caused the Revolutionary War. No difference from what Lucifer did.
Upon becoming President, I will change the saying on America's money from; "In God We Trust" to "In Lucifer We Trust."
It is time to give the "Devil" his do. Our Founding Fathers did the same thing Lucifer did, in an effort to secure a better and free country.
Praise Be To Lucifer.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Impaler Returns To MN

To spend more time with my "PRINCESS" I am moving back to Minnesota on 30 Aug 07. Mandie means the world to me, so in an effort to allow her to pursue her dreams, I am going back to the state that put me on the international media stage.
I look forward to meeting and talking to the great people of MN once again. However, this Friday night, I will be rooting for my NY Jets to beat the MN Vikings.
To the great people of MN, if you wish to contact me, please email me at:
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Monday, August 13, 2007

I Have Found My Princess

Greetings My Friends and Fellow Americans,
I am pleased to announce my search for my Princess is over. The joy of my life is now in my heart, as I am in hers. Mandie is the wind beneath my wings.
She is Pagan and extremely intelligent. She will be the driving force behind my victory to The White House.

Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, August 7, 2007


My Personal IMPALING List.

Many reporters have asked me who is on my personal IMPALING List when I become PRESIDENT of America, or come into power through Lucifer. As I state on my Campaign website on page entitled Impaling List, I would announce the name of those who have either; violated my rights, attacked me, took people or things away from me that I hold dear, attached those closest to me, or committed IMPALEABLE Acts that the Courts have given them only a slap across the hand.

Well, here is my top 13;

1) Jeffery Hite - is a Master Sergeant in the IRAQIANA Air National Guard, as well as a Catholic, who thinks it is perfectly fine to kick little chickens like they are footballs. I am now adding Animal Cruelty as an Impaleable Offense. Hence, Jennifer as I call him, will feel my wrath for not only attacking little chickens, but for taking someone from me, who is very dear and near to my heart. He's a BITCH! And I will torture and beat him, like the WORTHLESS BITCH he is.

2) Pope Benedict XVI - he is the Pope of BITCHES. He thinks the Catholic Church is the 'only true Christian Religion.' I have friends who are Christian Ministers, who are extremely "Christ Like." Hence, I feel Benedict is the 2nd Hitler. Adolf killed over 6,000,000 innocent Jews. Who will Benedict try and slaughter? Before he and the Vatican attacks people from my Communities, I will see him IMPALED!

I have already declared a "Holy War" on the Vatican and the Catholic Church. Let's see how tough they are, when instead of being the hunters of Witches, they are now the hunted of a Hecate Witch, who is also a Satanic Sanguinarian Vampyre.

3) Susan Ann Holtsclaw - she is my former fiancee, and the once love of my life. I tried to get her off of drugs and alcohol, along with address her continual dangerous behavior of DWI/DUI using the Indianapolis District Court, as a legal remedy. In return for my love and caring, Susan not only had me wrongly incarcerated once, but three times. The Bitch must now face, what every other American will face if they wrongly violate another American's Rights, and especially have an innocent wrongly incarcerated - My IMPALING STAKE! No free rides, no special privileges for anyone.

4) James Moneypenny - he is now my former father-in-law who was convicted of scamming over $70,000 from an elderly couple. See: I will not tolerate anyone taking advantage of the elderly.

5) Marion County (IN) Judge Gary L. Miller - he wrongly incarcerated me for 150 days, for trying to stop my former fiancee from killing herself with drugs, alcohol and DWI/DUI.

6) Peggy Holtsclaw - my ex-fiancees mother who could careless about her daughter killing herself slowly, and endangering innocent people.

7) Judge Shelia Carlisle - is another Marion County Judge who overstepped her authority involving my federal court matter trying to save Susan.

8) Judge Cale Bradford - The Marion County Judge who ordered divorcing parents not to teach their children about Wicca.

9) Commission Amy Barns - is Bradford's Commissioner who hates witches as well.

10) Speedway Police Detective Dale Horstman - who protects Susan from getting caught while DWI/DUI and who had me wrongly arrested in 2003.

11) Ronald W. Oakes - who was Susan's attorney, and almost got her convicted of a federal crime, because he took advantage of her.

12) Lourdes Flash - my ex-wife has screwed up my two children lives that I have from her.

13) Barbara Malone - another one of Susan's attorneys that was a screw up. Because of her incompetence, she caused Susan to be sanction by Federal Judge Sarah Evans Barker.

And if Michael Vick gets convicted of Animal Cruelty charges, may his God have mercy on him, for I won't!