Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Impaler Burns Muslim Prayer Mat

This morning, 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, took the prayer mat/rug of a Muslim who had repeatedly condemned the Jewish Nation, and America to Jonathon, and drew a Satanic Pentagram along with wrote Hail Lucifer on it, before pouring lighter fluid on it, then setting the mat on fire.

While burning the mat, Jonathon stated to the camera filming it, that since the Muslim people like burning American flags, it is time an American burns something sacred of theirs.

Jonathon went on to say, "this is now a Holy War between Satanists and Muslims."

Immediately following the burning, Jonathon ordered his Death Dealers and his LDD on high alert, in hopes that Muslims would attack him.

Last night a member of COS called Jonathon to make sure he had enough protection against any Muslim attackers.

Anyone wish to speak to Jonathon about his burning of the prayer mat, may call his New Jersey Campaign Headquarters at: 732-644-0071.

The Impaler For President Campaign

I Will Just kill You...

Greetings My Fellow Americans,


I am known throughout this world as a Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch. All three of these parts of me, are to be respected and feared.


The other night a certain bitch decided he weanted to fuck with me. Well, unfortunately I spoke to a Federal Attorney from the Indianapolis District Court about him and the matter. Now I wish I didn't. I rather just hunt him down, and kill him. But, since I went to the feds first, it would be too obvious if he came up missing.


So may this be taken as a warning and a declaration. If anyone esle ever pisses me off and tries to take advantage of me (or screw me over), I swear by Lucifer, I will not call Secret Service or any law enforcement agencies. I will just beat, torture and then kill you. I promise you, your remains will never be found. Actually, there will be no remains to be found.


And to the Muslim world, like I said while I was burning the prayer mat of one of your Muslims, I declare a Holy War on you. This is now a Satanic Holy War.


Hail Lucifer and Dark Blessing from the Goddess Hecate.


Nel Sangue,


Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey