Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Impaler Burns Muslim Prayer Mat

This morning, 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, took the prayer mat/rug of a Muslim who had repeatedly condemned the Jewish Nation, and America to Jonathon, and drew a Satanic Pentagram along with wrote Hail Lucifer on it, before pouring lighter fluid on it, then setting the mat on fire.

While burning the mat, Jonathon stated to the camera filming it, that since the Muslim people like burning American flags, it is time an American burns something sacred of theirs.

Jonathon went on to say, "this is now a Holy War between Satanists and Muslims."

Immediately following the burning, Jonathon ordered his Death Dealers and his LDD on high alert, in hopes that Muslims would attack him.

Last night a member of COS called Jonathon to make sure he had enough protection against any Muslim attackers.

Anyone wish to speak to Jonathon about his burning of the prayer mat, may call his New Jersey Campaign Headquarters at: 732-644-0071.

The Impaler For President Campaign

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