Monday, November 12, 2007

Get Ready People of LA and Phoenix...

Greetings In Blood,

To the great people of LA and Phoenix, you better get ready. The American Vampyre is on his way to you!

I will be in Brunswick, Ohio on Wednesday - 14 Nov 07, then I am being flown to LA on 19 Nov 07. After spending 3-days in LA, filming a news documentary filmed about me by German TV ( ), I am being flown to Phoenix, for a three week stay there.

I hope all the great Vampyres/Witches/Satanists in the Phoenix area will show up at Phase 54, and rock the night away with me on the 1st and 8th of December. I am of course hoping that every American will take the opportunity to meet me at Phase 54, so I can explain my plans for a better America.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler"

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Impaler In Concert

Greetings In Blood,

Now that my first album/CD is a wrap, it is time to perform. I am in the processes of arranging dates to perform in the following places:

New Jersey late November.

Phoenix, Arizona early December. It will be a fundraiser for my campaign. I hope a female friend of mine from Phoenix will sing the female part of Meranda.

Minneapolis and Rochester, Minnesota - mid December.

Atlanta, Georgia - early/mid January 2008.

Other shows are in the works. It is my hope that starting in January 2008 my band can perform with me. Until then, I will be performing solo with back up bands.

I am presently negotiating with a major guitar company to become one of their Artist Endorsement Performers, and get a few their great Flying V guitars, which I will use on stage. I am suppose to hear from them this week.

I will be posting my interview at The White House this week on my music and Presidential pages on MySpace.

Please check out my music page - and read the lyrics to; "A Dream Turned To Ashes," and leave me your thoughts.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

I Have A New VIT

Greetings In Blood,

I am happy to announce I have a NEW VIT! She goes by the name of; Vampire Angel. She 's 18 (according to her), and has caught my eye.

Angel wants to become a Creature of The Night! After Spree's actions towards me last year, especially after I brought her across, I was concerned about bringing another mortal who has caught my eye across. However, after speaking with my "Seer," her and I agreed on the date of bringing Angel to our world.

Between now and then, I will inform Angel of our ways, and make sure she is able to handle her new life to be.

To me, she is HOTT and I want her. She is a SMARTA$$ and this poses a problem. Like Scar in The Lion King, I am just letting Angel have her fun like he did with the mouse. However, when I have had enough, like Scar did, I will pick her up, and show her my "FANGS" and hopefully she'll get the point.

Granted, I am the biggest SMARTA$$ Vampyre in the community. So, I can't have my VIT, show me up too much now. Can I?

I await the day, Angel crosses Kat's path. This will be good. As most of you know, I am getting a house made right now the street from Kat's Condo. Talk about two people being within firing range of each other. I am sure Kat will stay true to her reputation along with demeanor, and test Angel.

The one thing Angel seriously needs to do, is change her profile a little bit. After all, she's about to become a new creature of the night. Her page and profile should show this.

As my usual, I will bring her across via the 3 step method. The first step/bite I am uncertain about the date. The second one, I hope will be on a very special occasion -

Winter Solstice

Sat., Dec. 22, 2007, 1:08 A.M. EST

This date holds a special meaning to me. Let's see if I can now make it a happy day, instead of a day of bad memories.

The third and final bite will be again on a special and powerful night.
This is all in Angel's hands. As you all know, I have a low tolerance to someone who throws daggers at me. I may take a few, but only if the person has my heart.

I am lobbying those in the Vampyre Community to accept Angel as a future member of our Kindred.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler"

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs


September 25, 2007
New York City

VWP Party 2008 Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is presently recording his first album for Sang Vamp Records. The album – “A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs” will be released in mid-November 2007.

The album will consist of 13 love songs performed by Elvis Presley. To hear the some of the songs already recorded, please click on this link:

In late November 2007, Jonathon and his band will return to the studio to record original music written by Jonathon. One of the songs is a ballot entitled Meranda. This song was written for and inspired by Jonathon’s beloved Meranda. The second album will be entitled; “Once Bitten.”

This Monday, October 1, 2007 a story about Jonathon will appear in Weird NJ issue #29. Additionally, on October 5, 2007 Jonathon will be doing an interview at The White House, and will be unveiling his “new” Impaling Stake. That night Jonathon will be at a Washington, DC theater for a Q & A session regarding the movie documentary “Impaler,” filmed last year about Jonathon.

Anyone seeking an interview with Jonathon regarding this press release is asked to call the Impaler For President 2008 at: 732-300-4275.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I Record This Thursday and then...

Greetings in Blood,

This Thursday in a NYC area studio I will be recording 3 to 4 songs. We just finished recording the music for it. I never knew recording a CD was so hard.

I will be going to Ohio in the next couple of weeks, to record the first song from my 2nd CD. The reason for my trip to Ohio is, the song Meranda has a female singing part and an accomplished singer and a friend of mine Lekzee ( has gracious accepted my request to sing the female part.

Granted, I had wrote the song for Meranda ( - my vampyre hunter sweetheart, in hopes that she would record it with me, but a sweet Wiccan is a lot safer to record with than a Vampyre Hunter.

The first 3 or 4 songs will be posted on this music page ( ) no later then Friday.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, September 11, 2007


6 years ago today, I was suppose to be in Washington D.C. I would have been at the Pentagon when the plane crashed there.

However, my plans got changed because my former fiancee/girlfriend had to do something stupid, and tick me OFF!!! If Susan ever wanted to have gotten rid of me, she missed her chance that day.

Bush stated we would get the people responsible for the 9-11 attacks on NYC. He sent us into a war. He sent us into Iraq. But wait. Iraq nor Hussein attacked us, it was Osama bin Laden and the al-Quaeda.

Why did he send us to Iraq? To seek revenge for his wrothless father losing his bid for re-election for President in 1992. In 1988 though I was running for office in NJ as a Republican, I did not support nor help the Bush Presidential Campaign. Like his son King George, George H. is a worthless BITCH!

In my eyes, there are only two good older Bush family members; Barbara and Jeb.

This weekend, bin Laden released a tape for all of us to see. I actually believe he was right in stating how American politicians are puppets of corporate America. The boy hit that one on the head.

In regards to us losing because of worthless American politicians, he is right again.

I am sure he and his fellow terrorists do not want to see me get elected, for when I am, I will unleash the flames of Hades upon them and all those who threaten America and Americans.

Soldiers are being sent to Iraq who are disabled. I actually had thought about returning to active duty after 9-11. However, I wasn't going to be allowed to go hunting after bin Laden the way I wanted to. I would have gladly given up my VA Disability payments for life, just to have had a chance at killing that SOB.

I realized after speaking to someone I knew at the Department of Defense this war was to be another Nam. Our troops were going to be playing by BS rules, and not by allowed to get NASTY and deathly in our combat attacks.

Personally, I'd level the Middle East where terrorists are known to be hiding out, and say better their innocent people get killed, instead of Americans.

The time for a change in this country is way over do. The people need to braek the spine of this government and bring it back to the way our Founding Fathers had envisioned America.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Staying True To My Word

Though I truly Love Meranda, spending passionate nights with a female Vampyre this weekend, has forced me to do what I had hoped I'd never do.
Below is the letter I just sent to the US Depratment Of Justice Criminal Division;
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey
The Impaler For President 2008
P.O. Box 1631
Toms River, New Jersey, 08754
(732) 300-4275

4 Sept 07

US Department Of Justice
Attn: Criminal Division
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530

RE: Meranda ***********
and the domestic terrorist group
known as Vampyre Hunters she belongs to.

To Whom It May Concern,

Per my conversation this morning with a member of your staff, I am writing to request your office investigate and then prosecute my former girlfriend Meranda ********* of; of **** ****** Street, SW, Rochester, Minnesota, 55902 (***) ***-**** and (***) ***-**** for being part of a domestic terrorist group who have repeatedly threaten to assassinate me for almost two years now.

If you are unaware of who I am, my name is; Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey. I am the 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate (see ABC News and Time Magazine stories on me in attachments). According to some Democrat Party Web sites, some Dems are trying to have me be appoint as the next US Attorney General. This means, though the chances are slim, I may become your boss!

As you are aware from the stories, I am a Vampyre. The society responsible for making these threats against me are professed Vampyre Hunters. Meranda has admitted to being part of this group (see emails dated; 15 Aug 07, 20 Aug 07, and 24 Aug 07). According to her, a friend of Meranda’s named Michael from California, may be assisting her in trying to assassinate me. Additionally, I have reasons to believe that Meranda’s parents (Clayton D. and Amy L.) are also involved in conspiring to assassinate me. On Friday, 24 Aug 07 her father Clayton called me on my cell phone and threatened me.

I developed arsenic poisoning on 15 Aug 07, the same day she admitted to being a member of this group.

I and my half-sister have repeatedly asked Meranda to supply the names and locations of her fellow Vampyre Hunters. She was repeatedly refused. Meranda has informed me, that she would file charges against me and my sister for harassment with the Rochester Police Department, if I continued to question her about the hunters.

As a result of Meranda’s actions, I have addressed this matter with Rochester Police Sergeant Elisa Umpierre, and supplied her with Meranda’s emails. Though I have informed Sgt. Umpierre that Meranda’s actions violate the Patriot Act, she refuses to act upon them.
Not only am I a Presidential Candidate being threaten, but I am a victim of having my Civil Rights violated by those who profess hatred towards Vampyres. These people actions are surely a violation of the Patriot Act. I will be in DC the beginning of October for the showing of Impaler ( the movie documentary made about my run last year for Governor of Minnesota.
Additionally by months end, I will be addressing the General Assembly at the United Nations. One of the matters I will address in my speech is how my kind are easy prey for hunters, prejudice and lack of protection from the Bush Administration.
I hope you will take the proper approach to this matter of not only threats being made to me, but my Constitutional Rights being violated as well.
If I was the AG right now, you’d be ordering the FBI to arrest Meranda, Sgt. Umpierre, and all hunters who attack Vampyres, Witches along with other non-Christian based religions.
I await your response. Please know the media is well aware of this matter. I have interviews with numerous US as well as International media groups (Russia, Germany, France, Switzerland…) to address my being victimized by these domestic terrorist groups.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

To Clear the Record!

Greetings My Fellow Americans,

There’s been a lot of talk on the Internet about me in the last two years. At times the talk was correct. At times it was partially correct. And other times it was blatant lies.

Wikipedia has a page about me. On it the page it says I was arrested on 13 Jan 06 for outstanding warrants from IRAQIANA (Indiana – those who think it is an American state).

How could I have been arrested on 13 Jan 06 when I has announced I was running for Governor of Minnesota? And the following week was in NYC.

They say I was arrested for STALKING my former ex-fiancée and girlfriend Susan Ann Holtsclaw. But, they do not say that the charge was dropped on 29 Sept 03., and the reasons behind it. Nor do they say how she was my Congressional and eventual Presidential Campaign Treasurer.

They say the STALKING charge was dropped when I plead guilty to two counts of Invasion Of Privacy. They do not say; that what I said in court was; I admit to serving Susan federal and legal paperwork/pleadings in accordance to the Fed. R. Civ. P. and Florida Rules of Civil Procedure, because she was Pro Se, no attorney of record..

Nor do they say how Susan lied in court saying she had an attorney of record in the court matters where judgments were eventually issued against her and her mother in the 13th Circuit Court. The Court also supplied the Indianapolis District Court the court/case history that no attorney was ever entered.
As far as FORMER Federal Magistrate Judge V. Sue Sheilds statement about me. I cursed that fugly bitch out during a Pre-Trial Conference on 4 Oct 04, and enjoyed every minute of it. I also told her I'd see her removed from the bench withing two years. Well, last September 2006, the bitch left the bench. 23 months after I told her I'd see her leave.
My curses and hexes work really well when I place them on someone!

They mention that I use Kathleen B.”Kat” Sharkey as an alias. Yet, knowing she exist (she’s done a few interviews of her own. Everyone is making money off of me it seems), and that she is my half-sister, they will no post, though I tried to proof it to them, that Kat has my General Power Of Attorney and has acted in my behalf without my approval. She has also represented me in court, and won.

Did I have sex with Kat? I did, and loved every heated moment of passion. Granted, we had sex the first time in the second weekend of August in 1988, and I didn’t know she was my half-sister (I found out in 1996). But, after 1996 I not only seduced her, but enjoyed every passionate moment of it.

I had a Pagan Hand Fasting with Kat in 2005, after she told me she was pregnant. I later found out she lied to being pregnant. I did eventually get her pregnant, but once she lost the baby, I left her.

The last night I had sex with her was in May 2007. If she has her way, I am sure that will not be the last time.

If you look at her MySpace profile: you will see why I can’t resist her. Could you? If you look at her pictures, you'll see the family resemblance.

I’ve never did anything in her name, without her permission; writing email responses or comments, etc…

It is true in the last year, I have been involved with 3 teenagers; Spree who I married. Sheila and Meranda.

Sheila wasn’t truthful about her age to me. But, I was more attracted to her intellectually, instead of sexually. She was hot, but I enjoyed using my brain power, instead of a physical power with her.

I truly do miss talking to her. Even though she’s Catholic, she is a Vampyre. A very wise girl beyond her years.

Unlike with Sheila, I was and am very attracted to Meranda. This girl is simply beautiful and gorgeous. Granted, I knew from the beginning she was young, but the way she looked in a medieval dress, brought out the Royal Blood in me.

In my heart, Meranda is not only my Princess, but my wife. She is the Lady Of My Heart.

Unfortunately, she may force me to live up to my word in regards to dealing with TERRORISTS or those professing to be part of a terrorist organization. I pray that she only lied to me.

After I get back from being down the Vatican, I will address Meranda’s statements, as well as her PUNK ASS BITCH of a father’s threat to me. If I was him, I’d bow before me when I get back from the Vatican, and beg for mercy. Or better yet, he should just disappear from this world.

As you will see soon in the lyrics to my song called; Meranda (I wrote it for her), she has captivated my heart. But, I am a Vampyre and am loyal to my kind.

I have wrestled and raced as; Rocky Flash and Tarantula! I’ve never hide what and who I am.

When I get approval to attack the Vatican, I will leave no doubt that I am the most vicious and sadistic person on this earth. What I have planned for Pope Benedict, will made Lucifer shake in fear of me. Vlad The Impaler will no longer be considered the most ruthless punisher in history, I will be!

Upon my return to the US, there will be a new way the people of this Country are treated. It is time for Americans to live the American Dream. Not the Bush-monkey nightmare.

If Bush wants to try me again, then BITCH face me! Don’t send your idiots after me, face me the way I will face Pope Benedict!

I do not regret what I endured trying to help Susan overcome her drug and alcohol addiction. I loved her, and felt it was the right thing to do. In November 1989, instead of standing my ground with the woman I was planning to marry, and trying to get her help for her addictions, I walked away from her. My political career was more important to me, than her. She died on 29 Mar 01. If I would have worried less about myself, and more about her, she’d be alive today. I personally blame myself for her death.

Regardless what Meranda does to me, I know she has issues that need to be addressed. I will not abandon her, even if I am forced to stay true to my words. I will not Impale her for what she said. I do not feel she has committed an Impaling offense. Her parents though, they will get my point when I return from the Vatican.

And to her parents, I say in regards to Meranda, you can’t my memories.

If anyone has any question for me, email me;

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey

Friday, August 31, 2007

Will Bush Appoint Jonathon Sharkey For Attorney General?


Ocean County, New Jersey
August 31, 2007

Last night 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey discovered an Internet article entitled; “Will Bush Appoint Jonathon Sharkey As Attorney General?”

As a result of this article, Jonathon will be in Washington, DC next week to speak to some of this nations leaders on Capital Hill, who are friends of his mother’s family, to see if he has a legitimate chance of being appointed as the next US Attorney General.

Jonathon promises that if he is appointed, he would immediately start a crusade against terrorism, police brutality, civil and human right violations, governmental abuse of power, not to mention – religious discrimination.

During an interview this morning at Jonathon’s apartment in Point Pleasant, NJ, a reporter asked him who would be the first person he would prosecute. To the reporter’s surprise, Jonathon said his beloved Meranda would be the first person to be prosecuted.

Two weeks ago, Meranda admitted to being part of an elite vampire hunter society. Vampire hunters have repeatedly threatened to kill Jonathon, in the past two years. To Jonathon and the Vampire Communities, hunters are considered terrorists. Jonathon has pledged to impale all terrorists and those associated with them. When asked if Jonathon would impale Meranda, he responded "no, her statement concerns me greatly though. I feel she has issues which take priority over being impaled for saying something quite stupid and childish. Who in their right mind, would be involved with a vampire, and then confess to being a hunter, or even associated with hunters?"

In Jonathon’s blog, he states no one will get a free ride. That if his own children commit an offense deemed to be punished by impalement, Jonathon would impale them.

It seems the honeymoon is over between Jonathon and Meranda. The reporter also questioned him about 3 drawings he has hanging in his home, that were drawn for him, by his former girlfriend. Jonathon said he likes the pictures, and saw no reason to take them down.

Jonathon did state that he has ordered his “Death Dealers” (Vampires) and his Legionaries of Death and Destruction (Satanists) throughout the world, to be on full alert and prepared for the response from the Vatican, in regards to Jonathon’s declaration of a “Holy War” against the Catholic Church and the Vatican. Is Armegaddon close at hand?

With all the interviews Jonathon has scheduled in the next few weeks, the campaign ask that any reporter wishing to interview Jonathon, to first call the campaign at; 732-300-4275, instead of Jonathon directly through his e-mail addresses.

The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign

Monday, August 27, 2007

The Impaler To Record An Album


Tampa, Florida
August 27, 2007

2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey in 3 weeks will be doing something no other Presidential Candidate has ever done. Jonathon will be recording an album. Actually two of them.

The first CD will be a cover of love songs originally done by Elvis Presley. The songs Jonathon will be recording are as follows;

Can't Help Falling In Love
Love Me Tender
Are You Lonesome Tonight
The Wonder Of You
Don't Be Cruel
Suspicious Minds
Stuck On You
Return To Sender
Separate Ways
Always On My Mind
I Want You, I Need You, I Love You
I Can't Stop Loving You
The Twelfth Of Never

The recording sessions will be filmed for a documentary about Jonathon's recordings. Jonathon will start the documentary by dedicating a song to Meranda.

Then before Thanksgiving, Jonathon will return to the studio to record his Rock/Metal album. The figured song on that album will be his Campaign Theme Song; "The Impaler."

Jonathon will be leaving from Rochester, MN in two weeks to Tampa, Florida to record his first album.

Anyone wishing to interview Jonathon about his upcoming albums and documentary may connect The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign at 732-300-4275.

The Impaler For President 2008 Campaign

Saturday, August 25, 2007

In Lucifer We Trust

American Christians think this country was founded on Christianity. It's the far from the truth. Our Founding Fathers were not all Christians.
The main fact they do not wish to acknowledge is this; If it wasn't for Lucifer, we'd still be under British control. We would not be a free nation.
Our Founding Fathers like Lucifer, rebel. Lucifer rebelled and started a war in Heaven to overthrow God The Father. Our Founding Fathers rebelled and signed a Declaration of Independence against King George and the British Government. This action by our Fathers, caused the Revolutionary War. No difference from what Lucifer did.
Upon becoming President, I will change the saying on America's money from; "In God We Trust" to "In Lucifer We Trust."
It is time to give the "Devil" his do. Our Founding Fathers did the same thing Lucifer did, in an effort to secure a better and free country.
Praise Be To Lucifer.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Impaler Returns To MN

To spend more time with my "PRINCESS" I am moving back to Minnesota on 30 Aug 07. Mandie means the world to me, so in an effort to allow her to pursue her dreams, I am going back to the state that put me on the international media stage.
I look forward to meeting and talking to the great people of MN once again. However, this Friday night, I will be rooting for my NY Jets to beat the MN Vikings.
To the great people of MN, if you wish to contact me, please email me at:
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Monday, August 13, 2007

I Have Found My Princess

Greetings My Friends and Fellow Americans,
I am pleased to announce my search for my Princess is over. The joy of my life is now in my heart, as I am in hers. Mandie is the wind beneath my wings.
She is Pagan and extremely intelligent. She will be the driving force behind my victory to The White House.

Nel Sangue,
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, August 7, 2007


My Personal IMPALING List.

Many reporters have asked me who is on my personal IMPALING List when I become PRESIDENT of America, or come into power through Lucifer. As I state on my Campaign website on page entitled Impaling List, I would announce the name of those who have either; violated my rights, attacked me, took people or things away from me that I hold dear, attached those closest to me, or committed IMPALEABLE Acts that the Courts have given them only a slap across the hand.

Well, here is my top 13;

1) Jeffery Hite - is a Master Sergeant in the IRAQIANA Air National Guard, as well as a Catholic, who thinks it is perfectly fine to kick little chickens like they are footballs. I am now adding Animal Cruelty as an Impaleable Offense. Hence, Jennifer as I call him, will feel my wrath for not only attacking little chickens, but for taking someone from me, who is very dear and near to my heart. He's a BITCH! And I will torture and beat him, like the WORTHLESS BITCH he is.

2) Pope Benedict XVI - he is the Pope of BITCHES. He thinks the Catholic Church is the 'only true Christian Religion.' I have friends who are Christian Ministers, who are extremely "Christ Like." Hence, I feel Benedict is the 2nd Hitler. Adolf killed over 6,000,000 innocent Jews. Who will Benedict try and slaughter? Before he and the Vatican attacks people from my Communities, I will see him IMPALED!

I have already declared a "Holy War" on the Vatican and the Catholic Church. Let's see how tough they are, when instead of being the hunters of Witches, they are now the hunted of a Hecate Witch, who is also a Satanic Sanguinarian Vampyre.

3) Susan Ann Holtsclaw - she is my former fiancee, and the once love of my life. I tried to get her off of drugs and alcohol, along with address her continual dangerous behavior of DWI/DUI using the Indianapolis District Court, as a legal remedy. In return for my love and caring, Susan not only had me wrongly incarcerated once, but three times. The Bitch must now face, what every other American will face if they wrongly violate another American's Rights, and especially have an innocent wrongly incarcerated - My IMPALING STAKE! No free rides, no special privileges for anyone.

4) James Moneypenny - he is now my former father-in-law who was convicted of scamming over $70,000 from an elderly couple. See: I will not tolerate anyone taking advantage of the elderly.

5) Marion County (IN) Judge Gary L. Miller - he wrongly incarcerated me for 150 days, for trying to stop my former fiancee from killing herself with drugs, alcohol and DWI/DUI.

6) Peggy Holtsclaw - my ex-fiancees mother who could careless about her daughter killing herself slowly, and endangering innocent people.

7) Judge Shelia Carlisle - is another Marion County Judge who overstepped her authority involving my federal court matter trying to save Susan.

8) Judge Cale Bradford - The Marion County Judge who ordered divorcing parents not to teach their children about Wicca.

9) Commission Amy Barns - is Bradford's Commissioner who hates witches as well.

10) Speedway Police Detective Dale Horstman - who protects Susan from getting caught while DWI/DUI and who had me wrongly arrested in 2003.

11) Ronald W. Oakes - who was Susan's attorney, and almost got her convicted of a federal crime, because he took advantage of her.

12) Lourdes Flash - my ex-wife has screwed up my two children lives that I have from her.

13) Barbara Malone - another one of Susan's attorneys that was a screw up. Because of her incompetence, she caused Susan to be sanction by Federal Judge Sarah Evans Barker.

And if Michael Vick gets convicted of Animal Cruelty charges, may his God have mercy on him, for I won't!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

The Catholic Inquisition

The Catholic Inquisition

According to the Catholic Church, women are a threat to them. Mainly because they know, Jesus wanted his wife Mary Magdalene to be the head of his Church, upon his death. Many believe Jesus wanted Peter to be the head of his Church. That is furthest from the truth.

The Church also refuses to publicly admit, that Mary Magdalene was not only Jesus’ wife, but the mother of his daughter.

The Malleus Maleficarum, also known as “The Witches Hammer,” instructed the clergy of the Catholic Church how to locate, torture and kill all free thinking women, especially those who were thought to be witches. In three centuries of the Witch Hunts, anywhere from 50,000 to possibly 1,000,000 women were captured, and burned alive at the stake.

This is just more proof of how evil the Catholic Church and Vatican truly is.

This is why, we who are Pagans, Wiccans, Vampyres, Witches, Satanists, and other Kins who are the targets of this Evil Empire, have to unite and eventually destroy the Catholic Church, before they destroy us.

We need to take our place in power in governments around the world, to not only defend our kind, but to defeat the Church, and those who are in power because of the Church and Vatican.

It is the Catholic Church that has repeatedly throughout time, declared war on us. And they will do so, until they are vanquished.

Two weeks ago during an interview with a reporter from Switzerland, I personally declared a "Holy War" on the Catholic Church, as well as the Vatican. I know my Death Dealers will not only protect me, but fight by my side against the Church and Vatican.

I openly admit, I am in love with a girl who is Catholic (also Vampyre by birth). However, I was born a Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. And though she may feel it is proper to allow the Catholic Church and the Vatican to get away with the attacks against our kind, I DON'T!

When the time of battle comes your way, will you be a victim like our ancestors? Or defend your rights to worship your Goddess/God as you want.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Thursday, July 26, 2007

An Open Letter To The KKK and Other Terrorists

Greetings To All Member Of The KKK and Other Terrorists Organization,

OK, let's just say for a moment you bunch of unrealistic, gutless, demented idiots have your way here in America, and you succeed in eliminating the groups of people you are targeting; Jews, Blacks, Hispanics and everyone who will not conform to your beliefs.

And let's say that you really get your way and you destroy the American way of life, that millions have fought for, and hundredths of thousands have died in defense of, since our Founding Father's established these rights and beliefs during their fight for Independence.

I believe that in your private fantasy world, that you all have created in your little idiot minds, you're living in an Utopian world, where everybody would live in accordance to your will. Not by the rights they have been given. And you will have exterminated those of different beliefs and race.

Well I have news for you all. WAKE UP! Americans are fighter. We unite when we are attacked. Look at what happened after 9-11.

Listen up members of the KKK and others who spread messages of hate and oppression, you're pathetic losers (including the Catholic Church), who will never accomplish your goals.

America is the melting pot of the world. We consist of different ethnic, religious and racial groups. And it will always be that way.

Granted, we have brain dead idiots running this country, especially in The White House. But, we are survivors. We are enduring the mistakes of the present administration.

You bunch of pitiful, idiotic, waste of sperm cells think you will accomplish what no one else has in over 200 years. You're dead wrong.

Back in April Daniel Carver you threaten and harass me over the phone. You called me a NIGGER. You tried to insult my religious beliefs. Yet, the only think that happen, was you realized my Death Dealers were not only real, but true to their name.

I am tired of reading how the KKK are targeting minorities, especially blacks and Hispanics. Of late it seems your targeting Mexicans. Well, if they were born here, they have a right to be here. Deal with it, or leave America.

Maybe try moving to Iraq or Iran, I am sure you'll fit right in with the terrorists there. After all, we have black, Hispanic, Jewish Americans fighting there. You can try attacking them. But, unlike your targets here in America, those soldiers are highly armed. They'd be able to shoot back without fear of prosecution.

When groups like you, attack and say hateful things against minorities, I take it to heart. Two of my children are half-Cuban. Their mother was born and raised in Havana, Cuba. Hence, you are attacking my blood with your statements.

Anyone with the KKK, or any other terrorist group that has a problem with me, I am not hard to find.

In August I'll be in Brunswick, Ohio. If you want, come attack me here. I'll IMPALE you right on the front lawn on City Hall.

During this month of September, I'll be back home in Jersey and then in New York and later in the month Washington, DC. If you show up in DC, I'll IMPALE you right in Front Lawn of The White House and show King George Worthless Bush how to deal with terrorists.

In Jersey, if you want to attack me there, I'll feed you to the sharks.

I am an American by Birth. Romanian Vampyre by Blood. Victory is my birthright. And I will not rest until all groups that spread hatred and oppression are terminated from this world.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Saturday, July 21, 2007

I Will Impale Pope Benedict XVI

This is a posted press release from a few weeks back.

21 Jun 07

Satanic President Candidate Declares War On The Catholic Church and Promises To Impale Pope Benedict XVI

2008 VWP Party President Candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey today during an interview with ABC News ( declared a "Holy War" on the Catholic Church. Here is what Jonathon stated;

Greetings My Fellow Americans and Media,

Since the beginning of their conception, the Catholic Church has a been nothing more than a source of pure evil and the downfall of many civilizations throughout mankind's history.

They were the main reason behind the witch hunts, and persecution of those of the Pagan and Wiccan beliefs.

They idle allowed Hitler to murder 6 million innocent Jews, without lifting a finger to stop it.

The Catholic Church is suppose to be so powerfully, yet they are the weakest domination in Christianity.

I am an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, and am extremely proud of being so. When was the last time you hear a Satanic Dark Priest rape an innocent child, like Catholic Priests have done for centuries?

Never. Why? Because Satanic Priests enjoy beautiful women, not little boys.

The Catholic Church for decades has protected their priests, whom have committed illegal acts. Especially involving molesting innocent alter boys.

Though I feel each religion has a Constitutional Right to practice their beliefs, I feel the time has come to end the reign of terror caused by the Catholic Church.

I openly admit, I am presently in love with a very beautiful and special girl who is Catholic. However, through my involvement with her, I have experienced one too many Catholics speaking with a forked tongue. Telling me what would Jesus do involving the treatment of criminals I wish to Impale. Even talking to me about being judgmental, and reminding me of the incident when Jesus told an angry crowd; "he is without sin may cast the first stone."

Then the following day, shows how judgmental and hypocritical they truly are, and turn on someone.

As President, I will immediately order my Death Dealers to close and destroy all Catholic Churches in America. I will outlaw Catholicism. In my eyes, the Catholic Church is no different than the Church of Satan, Nation of Islam, and the KKK.

I will order the execution of every priest and nun in America. Any American found guilty of practicing Catholicism will be executed. Maybe I'll burn them on an Impaling Stake!

The Catholic Church is a cancer upon not only America, but the world as well. They spread false information and mislead people in the their ways of beliefs. Even Christian based Church's condemn the Catholic Church.

Additionally, I will accompany my International Death Dealers (Poland, Germany, UK, Romania, Russia and Australia) and attack the Vatican, then take Pope Benedict XVI prisoner. I will torture, dismember, then Impaled that bitch! He is the head of the Catholic Church, hence he should be responsible for what his priests and nuns are doing.

I will also negotiate with other world leaders to ban Catholicism in their countries as well.

The ever growing cancer upon the world of Catholicism needs to be eradicated. Before anymore innocent people are hurt.

On a political note - I hope you will read my interview with ABC News that will be on their website; this weekend.

On an IMPALING note, I have a new number 1 person to be impaled upon becoming President - IN Air National Guard Master Sergeant Jeffery Hite. He is also Catholic. I plan on using my connections with DOD (Department of Defense) in DC to have him Court Martial, and use other federal agencies I have connections with, to personally and professionally destroy him. Bush is now second on my list! Catholics are now my enemies (except for a few), just like God The Father is.

I will announce my personal Impaling List of people on 13 Aug 07)

I ask that everyone read Chapter 13 (13 is my favorite number) of the Book of Revelations. Remember, I love Dragons and the sea. A reporter from Weird NJ Magazine ( asked me during an interview last week, if I was the Biblical Dragon. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I am a Servant of Lucifer and the Goddess Hecate. That is all I'll admit to at this time.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Without a doubt, the Catholic Church and The Vatican are the true source of evil, pain, suffering and the downfall of mankind. The sooner the people of this world united and eliminate the Catholic Church, the better this world will be.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Friday, July 20, 2007

Greetings Everyone

Greetings In Blood,

I have been quite busy of late. I've been campaigning, and I finally got to see Impaler, the movie documentary done about me last year. and

It is a good documentary. But, if I had a chance to add stuff to it, that was not shown, I would. As well as correct some of the BS lies about me.

I promise to start writing weekly blogs from now on.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler"