Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs


September 25, 2007
New York City

VWP Party 2008 Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is presently recording his first album for Sang Vamp Records. The album – “A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs” will be released in mid-November 2007.

The album will consist of 13 love songs performed by Elvis Presley. To hear the some of the songs already recorded, please click on this link: www.myspace.com/jonathonquottheimpalerquot

In late November 2007, Jonathon and his band will return to the studio to record original music written by Jonathon. One of the songs is a ballot entitled Meranda. This song was written for and inspired by Jonathon’s beloved Meranda. The second album will be entitled; “Once Bitten.”

This Monday, October 1, 2007 a story about Jonathon will appear in Weird NJ issue #29. Additionally, on October 5, 2007 Jonathon will be doing an interview at The White House, and will be unveiling his “new” Impaling Stake. That night Jonathon will be at a Washington, DC theater for a Q & A session regarding the movie documentary “Impaler,” filmed last year about Jonathon.

Anyone seeking an interview with Jonathon regarding this press release is asked to call the Impaler For President 2008 at: 732-300-4275.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I Record This Thursday and then...

Greetings in Blood,

This Thursday in a NYC area studio I will be recording 3 to 4 songs. We just finished recording the music for it. I never knew recording a CD was so hard.

I will be going to Ohio in the next couple of weeks, to record the first song from my 2nd CD. The reason for my trip to Ohio is, the song Meranda has a female singing part and an accomplished singer and a friend of mine Lekzee (http://www.myspace.com/lekzee) has gracious accepted my request to sing the female part.

Granted, I had wrote the song for Meranda (http://www.myspace.com/merandadaugherty) - my vampyre hunter sweetheart, in hopes that she would record it with me, but a sweet Wiccan is a lot safer to record with than a Vampyre Hunter.

The first 3 or 4 songs will be posted on this music page ( www.myspace.com/jonathonquottheimpalerquot ) no later then Friday.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, September 11, 2007


6 years ago today, I was suppose to be in Washington D.C. I would have been at the Pentagon when the plane crashed there.

However, my plans got changed because my former fiancee/girlfriend had to do something stupid, and tick me OFF!!! If Susan ever wanted to have gotten rid of me, she missed her chance that day.

Bush stated we would get the people responsible for the 9-11 attacks on NYC. He sent us into a war. He sent us into Iraq. But wait. Iraq nor Hussein attacked us, it was Osama bin Laden and the al-Quaeda.

Why did he send us to Iraq? To seek revenge for his wrothless father losing his bid for re-election for President in 1992. In 1988 though I was running for office in NJ as a Republican, I did not support nor help the Bush Presidential Campaign. Like his son King George, George H. is a worthless BITCH!

In my eyes, there are only two good older Bush family members; Barbara and Jeb.

This weekend, bin Laden released a tape for all of us to see. I actually believe he was right in stating how American politicians are puppets of corporate America. The boy hit that one on the head.

In regards to us losing because of worthless American politicians, he is right again.

I am sure he and his fellow terrorists do not want to see me get elected, for when I am, I will unleash the flames of Hades upon them and all those who threaten America and Americans.

Soldiers are being sent to Iraq who are disabled. I actually had thought about returning to active duty after 9-11. However, I wasn't going to be allowed to go hunting after bin Laden the way I wanted to. I would have gladly given up my VA Disability payments for life, just to have had a chance at killing that SOB.

I realized after speaking to someone I knew at the Department of Defense this war was to be another Nam. Our troops were going to be playing by BS rules, and not by allowed to get NASTY and deathly in our combat attacks.

Personally, I'd level the Middle East where terrorists are known to be hiding out, and say better their innocent people get killed, instead of Americans.

The time for a change in this country is way over do. The people need to braek the spine of this government and bring it back to the way our Founding Fathers had envisioned America.

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Staying True To My Word

Though I truly Love Meranda, spending passionate nights with a female Vampyre this weekend, has forced me to do what I had hoped I'd never do.
Below is the letter I just sent to the US Depratment Of Justice Criminal Division;
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey
The Impaler For President 2008
P.O. Box 1631
Toms River, New Jersey, 08754
(732) 300-4275

4 Sept 07

US Department Of Justice
Attn: Criminal Division
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530

RE: Meranda ***********
and the domestic terrorist group
known as Vampyre Hunters she belongs to.

To Whom It May Concern,

Per my conversation this morning with a member of your staff, I am writing to request your office investigate and then prosecute my former girlfriend Meranda ********* of; of **** ****** Street, SW, Rochester, Minnesota, 55902 (***) ***-**** and (***) ***-**** for being part of a domestic terrorist group who have repeatedly threaten to assassinate me for almost two years now.

If you are unaware of who I am, my name is; Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey. I am the 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate (see ABC News and Time Magazine stories on me in attachments). According to some Democrat Party Web sites, some Dems are trying to have me be appoint as the next US Attorney General. This means, though the chances are slim, I may become your boss!

As you are aware from the stories, I am a Vampyre. The society responsible for making these threats against me are professed Vampyre Hunters. Meranda has admitted to being part of this group (see emails dated; 15 Aug 07, 20 Aug 07, and 24 Aug 07). According to her, a friend of Meranda’s named Michael from California, may be assisting her in trying to assassinate me. Additionally, I have reasons to believe that Meranda’s parents (Clayton D. and Amy L.) are also involved in conspiring to assassinate me. On Friday, 24 Aug 07 her father Clayton called me on my cell phone and threatened me.

I developed arsenic poisoning on 15 Aug 07, the same day she admitted to being a member of this group.

I and my half-sister have repeatedly asked Meranda to supply the names and locations of her fellow Vampyre Hunters. She was repeatedly refused. Meranda has informed me, that she would file charges against me and my sister for harassment with the Rochester Police Department, if I continued to question her about the hunters.

As a result of Meranda’s actions, I have addressed this matter with Rochester Police Sergeant Elisa Umpierre, and supplied her with Meranda’s emails. Though I have informed Sgt. Umpierre that Meranda’s actions violate the Patriot Act, she refuses to act upon them.
Not only am I a Presidential Candidate being threaten, but I am a victim of having my Civil Rights violated by those who profess hatred towards Vampyres. These people actions are surely a violation of the Patriot Act. I will be in DC the beginning of October for the showing of Impaler (http://www.impalerthemovie.com/) the movie documentary made about my run last year for Governor of Minnesota.
Additionally by months end, I will be addressing the General Assembly at the United Nations. One of the matters I will address in my speech is how my kind are easy prey for hunters, prejudice and lack of protection from the Bush Administration.
I hope you will take the proper approach to this matter of not only threats being made to me, but my Constitutional Rights being violated as well.
If I was the AG right now, you’d be ordering the FBI to arrest Meranda, Sgt. Umpierre, and all hunters who attack Vampyres, Witches along with other non-Christian based religions.
I await your response. Please know the media is well aware of this matter. I have interviews with numerous US as well as International media groups (Russia, Germany, France, Switzerland…) to address my being victimized by these domestic terrorist groups.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

To Clear the Record!

Greetings My Fellow Americans,

There’s been a lot of talk on the Internet about me in the last two years. At times the talk was correct. At times it was partially correct. And other times it was blatant lies.

Wikipedia has a page about me. On it the page it says I was arrested on 13 Jan 06 for outstanding warrants from IRAQIANA (Indiana – those who think it is an American state).

How could I have been arrested on 13 Jan 06 when I has announced I was running for Governor of Minnesota? And the following week was in NYC.

They say I was arrested for STALKING my former ex-fiancée and girlfriend Susan Ann Holtsclaw. But, they do not say that the charge was dropped on 29 Sept 03., and the reasons behind it. Nor do they say how she was my Congressional and eventual Presidential Campaign Treasurer.

They say the STALKING charge was dropped when I plead guilty to two counts of Invasion Of Privacy. They do not say; that what I said in court was; I admit to serving Susan federal and legal paperwork/pleadings in accordance to the Fed. R. Civ. P. and Florida Rules of Civil Procedure, because she was Pro Se, no attorney of record..

Nor do they say how Susan lied in court saying she had an attorney of record in the court matters where judgments were eventually issued against her and her mother in the 13th Circuit Court. The Court also supplied the Indianapolis District Court the court/case history that no attorney was ever entered.
As far as FORMER Federal Magistrate Judge V. Sue Sheilds statement about me. I cursed that fugly bitch out during a Pre-Trial Conference on 4 Oct 04, and enjoyed every minute of it. I also told her I'd see her removed from the bench withing two years. Well, last September 2006, the bitch left the bench. 23 months after I told her I'd see her leave.
My curses and hexes work really well when I place them on someone!

They mention that I use Kathleen B.”Kat” Sharkey as an alias. Yet, knowing she exist (she’s done a few interviews of her own. Everyone is making money off of me it seems), and that she is my half-sister, they will no post, though I tried to proof it to them, that Kat has my General Power Of Attorney and has acted in my behalf without my approval. She has also represented me in court, and won.

Did I have sex with Kat? I did, and loved every heated moment of passion. Granted, we had sex the first time in the second weekend of August in 1988, and I didn’t know she was my half-sister (I found out in 1996). But, after 1996 I not only seduced her, but enjoyed every passionate moment of it.

I had a Pagan Hand Fasting with Kat in 2005, after she told me she was pregnant. I later found out she lied to being pregnant. I did eventually get her pregnant, but once she lost the baby, I left her.

The last night I had sex with her was in May 2007. If she has her way, I am sure that will not be the last time.

If you look at her MySpace profile: www.myspace.com/katthevampwitch you will see why I can’t resist her. Could you? If you look at her pictures, you'll see the family resemblance.

I’ve never did anything in her name, without her permission; writing email responses or comments, etc…

It is true in the last year, I have been involved with 3 teenagers; Spree who I married. Sheila and Meranda.

Sheila wasn’t truthful about her age to me. But, I was more attracted to her intellectually, instead of sexually. She was hot, but I enjoyed using my brain power, instead of a physical power with her.

I truly do miss talking to her. Even though she’s Catholic, she is a Vampyre. A very wise girl beyond her years.

Unlike with Sheila, I was and am very attracted to Meranda. This girl is simply beautiful and gorgeous. Granted, I knew from the beginning she was young, but the way she looked in a medieval dress, brought out the Royal Blood in me.

In my heart, Meranda is not only my Princess, but my wife. She is the Lady Of My Heart.

Unfortunately, she may force me to live up to my word in regards to dealing with TERRORISTS or those professing to be part of a terrorist organization. I pray that she only lied to me.

After I get back from being down the Vatican, I will address Meranda’s statements, as well as her PUNK ASS BITCH of a father’s threat to me. If I was him, I’d bow before me when I get back from the Vatican, and beg for mercy. Or better yet, he should just disappear from this world.

As you will see soon in the lyrics to my song called; Meranda (I wrote it for her), she has captivated my heart. But, I am a Vampyre and am loyal to my kind.

I have wrestled and raced as; Rocky Flash and Tarantula! I’ve never hide what and who I am.

When I get approval to attack the Vatican, I will leave no doubt that I am the most vicious and sadistic person on this earth. What I have planned for Pope Benedict, will made Lucifer shake in fear of me. Vlad The Impaler will no longer be considered the most ruthless punisher in history, I will be!

Upon my return to the US, there will be a new way the people of this Country are treated. It is time for Americans to live the American Dream. Not the Bush-monkey nightmare.

If Bush wants to try me again, then BITCH face me! Don’t send your idiots after me, face me the way I will face Pope Benedict!

I do not regret what I endured trying to help Susan overcome her drug and alcohol addiction. I loved her, and felt it was the right thing to do. In November 1989, instead of standing my ground with the woman I was planning to marry, and trying to get her help for her addictions, I walked away from her. My political career was more important to me, than her. She died on 29 Mar 01. If I would have worried less about myself, and more about her, she’d be alive today. I personally blame myself for her death.

Regardless what Meranda does to me, I know she has issues that need to be addressed. I will not abandon her, even if I am forced to stay true to my words. I will not Impale her for what she said. I do not feel she has committed an Impaling offense. Her parents though, they will get my point when I return from the Vatican.

And to her parents, I say in regards to Meranda, you can’t my memories.

If anyone has any question for me, email me; jonathon@jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us

Nel Sangue,

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey