Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Greetings My Fellow Americans...

Greetings My Fellow Americans and Media,

You know me as the Sanguinary Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch who on Friday the 13th of January this year announced my candidacy for Governor of Minnesota.

Though I fully sought and desired to help the people of Minnesota as their Governor, an evil from my past, even more evil that I am and can ever be, attacked me. This ended my quest for Governor.

In the world today, there are many evil people. Most are wolves in Christian Sheep clothing. The biggest is sitting in The Oval Office. King George “Worthless” Bush as I call him. He is in my eyes the main reason for the tragedy that occurred here on 9-11. Unlike when Ronald Reagan was President, our enemies don’t fear America or the President.

Our country is no longer looked upon with admiration, but as a joke. Why is our great country a joke?

Because the 3 presidents since Reagan, have been either; spineless, greedy, skirt chasing, and not to mention; lying hypocrites of their oaths of office.

A prime example of this; is recently when Valenzuela President Chavez while speaking at the UN mocked Bush, by calling him “the Devil.” Personally, I consider calling Bush the devil an insult upon my God. Chavez also went on to belittle our country. I challenge Chavez the next time he comes to America, to belittle my country in front of me. If he does, Chavez better have plenty of good doctors around, to put him back together again.

And now we have Mexico’s President wanting to have Duane “The Dog” Chapman extradited back to Mexico to be imprisoned for capturing convicted rapist Andrew Lester in their land, who was avoiding justice in America for his atrocities against women.

Mexico listen up! If you take the American “Dog” and imprison him, immediately upon becoming President I will order US Bombers to drop Hades’ Bombs upon specific targets in Mexico City, and while you’re attending to your city after I leveled it, I will have the US Army Special Forces break into the prison where “Dog” is being held captive, and bring him back home to America.

At the same time, my elite military group; The “Presidential Death Dealers” capture your President and bring him to me at The White House, where for the world to see, I will brutally torture, then Impale him.

No foreign country will ever hold an innocent American hostage or prisoner while I’m President. If they do, I will level their country, free the American, and Impale their President for his or her actions against my fellow American.

Not since the late and great President Ronald Reagan has this country been respected and feared worldwide.

The time for a change now. Like our Founding Fathers did on the 4th of July 1776, Americans need to Declare their Independence from the tyranny we are ALL suffering from.

The headlines are filled with stories of corrupt politicians, judges and law enforcement. Not to mention, how crime is at an all time high, and how we live in fear of attacks from terrorists and criminals everyday.

My fellow Americans, the time to end these tyrannies, and live again without fear of attacks is NOW.

Today is the beginning of a new hope for America’s future.

On 13 Sept 05 I filed my Statement of Candidacy for the Presidency with the Federal Election Commission. Today, I stand before you and make that statement a reality.

Unlike the 3 Presidents since Reagan, I will not bring shame to, or make America look weak. If anything, I will instill fear into criminals, our enemies, and especially terrorists – both foreign and domestic.

Terrorism and crime are a cancer upon American society that needs to be eradicated. This is my instrutment to eradicate this cancer and allow innocent Americans like yourselves, to once again live without fear of being attacked.

Additionally, unlike our previous 3 presidents I will not be sueded by “Big Business” nor political party backroom politics when it comes to Governoring this country. I am here to serve you and all Americans. I will bring peace into your lives.

My Magikal Path name is; Lord Ares – The Greek God of War. Like Clinton and the two Bush Presidents, I will bring war. However, unlike them, I will not send innocent Americans to their deaths.

On day one of my Presidency, I will unleash Hades’ Fire upon terrorism and those who support them. I will level Mecca to the ground. My first order as President I will order all our service women and men out of Iraq. As the last US Air Transporter is leaving Iraq airspace, bombers armed with Hades’ Bombs will begin a bombing campaign destroying the places where we know the al-Qaeda, insurgence and other terrorist groups who are a threat to us and future generations of Americans. This especially includes Mecca.

Though innocent people who may not support bin Laden and his beliefs will be killed, I feel it is a necessary sacrifice. I sooner kill innocent people in countries that support or hide terrorists, then allow another innocent American to be killed.

Besides foreign terrorists, Americans are threaten daily by domestic terrorism as well. Groups like: the Ku Klux Klan, the Church of Satan, and the Nation of Islam all spread messages of hate, just like bin Laden. Upon becoming President I will have my Death Dealers hunt these terrorists down, and bring them to me, to face justice. I will then IMPALED!

I will quickly dispose of those who spread hate trash, and end the stinking smell of hatred that is choking us ALL.

Every American has a constitutional right to belief and live as they want. However, no American has a right to spread hatred against another American. Nor does any American have a right to say what a couple in love can and can’t do.

What am I talking about? Gay and Lesbian relationships. Under my Presidency; Gays, Lesbians and Transgenders will have no better friend in The White House than me.

The US Constitution does not state that same sex couples can’t marry. Hence as President and an Ordained Dark Priest, I will marry them. Then let me see a state tell them their marriage is null and void. If a state official does, I will IMPALE them for it!

States represent government, that is not always for the American citizens that reside there. Hence, I will change the name of this Country to The Nation of United Americans. In the last couple of decades this nation has become divided. Under me, Americans will unite. As the saying goes; “United we stand. Divided we fall.” The time has come for us to stop falling in a negative spiral, and start reaching for the stars, along with making the American Dream a reality.

There have been postings on the Net, in which some have called me the “Anti-Christ.” Well, I am against Christian hypocrites, like King George and his Christian Right wing cronies. I am against Professional Christians – who preach one thing, but do another. So, I guess for lack of a better word, I am the “Anti-Christ.” But, unlike certain former Christian Presidents, especially the present President, I will not only fight, but I am willing to die to protect every American, and their rights.

My home state of New Jersey is known as the Crossroads of the American Revolution. Today, this proud Jersian declares in 2009 America will begin a new era. An era that our Founding Fathers fought and died for over 230 years ago, that we haven’t enjoyed for decades.

Victory is the birth right of the Vampyre. On Jan. 20, 2009 all Americans will prosper from my victory. Because this American Vampyre is out for BLOOD! The BLOOD of our enemies!

My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, and I am your next President! I GUARANTEE IT!!!!!!

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