Are you tired of living in fear? Fed up with terrorists, criminals, corrupt politicians, law enforcement that abuse their powers and act like "KGB Agents?"
Do you want a change in government? Would you love to live in a nation that reminds you of Camelot?
Where everyone lives without fear of criminals, and having their leaders sell them out? Are you hoping to have a peaceful and tranquil life?
Looking for a leader who is of the people, for the people?
Then Jonathon "The Impaler" is your answer. The Impaler will end the reign of terrorism that this nation has been suffering under for years. Terrorists and criminals will live in fear of Jonathon, instead of instilling fear in the innocent.
Since Muslims cannot control their own people (bin Laden, al-Qaeda members and other radical Muslim groups), Jonathon will drop Hades' Bombs on Mecca, leveling it to the ground. Just like bin laden did to our Twin Towers. Jonathon says; "Osama bin Laden and his followers are just like their (false) prophet Muhammad. They're nothing more than BITCHES! Hence, Muhammad is the (false) prophet of BITCHES!
The Impaler will end the domestic terrorism that spreads messages of hate and violence against Americans. Jonathon along with his Death Dealers will end the reign of terror caused by the Ku Klux Klan, the Church of Satan and the Nation of Islam.
They will also put an end to police brutality. The Los Angeles and the Speedway Police Departments (IN) are a prime example of American "KGB" police tactics. Jonathon and his Death Dealers will execute every officer of these departments, and let their blood cover the streets they are suppose to protect, instead of terrorize.
Americans will not have to fear these or any groups/departments that abuse Americans and/or promotes hatred.Jonathon will support Stem-Cell research and medical advancements to help cure those who suffer from diseases along with other medical problems.
Jonathon DOES NOT support Abortion upon demand - Abortion to be used as a form of birth control. Only in cases of rape, incest, or the life/health/well-being of the mother, does Jonathon support the use of Abortion.
As an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, Jonathon is allowed to perform marriages. He will not only allow Same-Sex Marriages, but will perform them at least once, if not twice a month at The White House.
Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez insulted Lucifer by saying Bush was the Devil.
The Impaler wants to bring Camelot to Americans, and give every American an equal share of the pie.
Jonathon knows the pain of being a victim of; domestic terrorism, criminals, abuse of government and police powers. No other government leader or candidate can say that. This will enable him to institute laws that will address these problems.
Of course, being "The Impaler," Jonathon will viciously Impale those convicted of these atrocities.
Law abiding American citizens will never have to fear being Impaled by Jonathon. Only, the criminals and terrorists who prey upon them.
To fix the problems the average American faces daily, you need to elect a person who has endured the hardships Americans face on a daily basis. Someone who will fight and die if need be, like our Founding Fathers did, to see America and Americans prosper again.
Jonathon "The Impaler" is an American with strong convictions and desires to change the downward spiral this nation is on. He will also change the name of the United States of America to: The Nation of United Americans. The reasoning behind this, to symbolize unity among Americans, not States that represent big government.
To find out more about your future President, and his ideas to bring peace along with ending terrorism/criminal attacks, please read this site; www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us